Welcome to the pajama party of the century!

Grab a pillow, join in the fight
To every girl's delight
Full contact, laughter and fury
Late into the night

Two bodies for one sleeping bag
Hey, that's quite alright
I certainly don't mind sharing
If you don't mind sharing with me
Even if the fit is tight

If you get too warm, don't hesitate
To strip down to your underwear
The others wouldn't even know it
They'd be clueless
If we slept in the buff and bare

We could do it anyway
Wouldn't that be great
Like our own private truth or dare?
Be girls gone wild, getting kinda crazy
And letting down our hair

Off with the light

That's when the fun begins to start

Sixty-nine million girl scout brownies
In unexplored territory to chart

Sixty-nine million roles to play
Each needing an actress for the part

Sixty-nine million raptured women
Captured prisoners of the heart

Let me give you a hand unhooking that
Slide the strap gently over your shoulder
I'll roll over so you can undo mine
Oh my gosh, we're getting bolder

Snuggle up next to me
I'll be warm company
Outside the tent, it's getting colder
I could pretend to be your special friend
Like people do when they get older

Like kissing with boys or ...
...kissing with another girl
Never kissed anyone before?
Would you like to practice on me!?!
See if you like it, give it a whirl

Close your eyes
And don't think about it
Try not to do the math
I promise not to lead you
Astray from the proper path

Oh no,
No, they certainly can't be wrong
Marching across the land
Sixty-nine million strong
Make the journey together
Won't you take my hand?

Sixty-nine million raptured women
Captured prisoners of the heart

Sixty-nine million roles to play
Each needing an actress for the part

Sixty-nine million girl scout brownies
In unexplored territory to chart

Off with the lights, off come their clothes
That's when the fun begins to start

Oh-oh,
Do you like it when I touch you there?

Wa-oh,
Because I like it when you touch me here

Uh-oh,
Do you feel tingly, kinda strange?

Try sliding your finger in
And rubbing that spot for a change

Uh-huh,
That's the ticket

Oh yes,
Slide on down slowly and then lick it

Oh god,
I having trouble keeping quiet

This partying without pajamas
Is coming to a full blown riot

Oh yeah,
Yeah ... yeah ... YES!

Oh no,
No ... no ... NO
No, they certainly can't be wrong
Sixty-nine million lesbians
Doing it all night long

Father
Father!
God help me
I'm falling for her

She's the spawn of Mrs. Robinson and old Lucifer
She makes me tingly
Down in the netherworlds of my loins
With luscious lips yielding the promise of
Rapture
Vibrant eyes that sparkle
Like shiny Babylonian coins

I feel compelled to do as she says
Without any hesitation
I'm left wanting
Bespelled
And if you ask me
I think I'm turning lezbo with every waking moment
In her wingspan, against her breastbone
I long to be held

Father!
FATHER!
Are you listening to my request?
I'm trying not to bother you

But if you don't send help soon
In the form of an angel
During our next sleepover
I'm going to crawl into her bed
And do a little more than spoon

Dispatch Gabriel at once
Perhaps even send Michael
Oh, Hell!
Any number of your heavenly host
With ripped abs and rock hard muscle
Guide me back onto the Path of Straightness
Before these deviant notions in me
Come to take a toll

FATHER!
FATHER?!?
Why can't you see?
I didn't ask to be this way
I wasn't born with inclinations to be gay
She's a demonic temptress
Serpent in an apple tree
And I need you
To draw forth her poison from your sinner in me

Too late now
I'm way beyond salvation
Daydreaming about us
Tearing off our plaid skirts
Her having intimate relations with my burning bush

Your righteous indignation

Her warm apple pie

My just desserts

bounce

Uh-ahhhh

bounce

Hot diggity

bounce

Uh-ohhhh

bounce

Diddle me diddly

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Uh-ahhhh uh-ohhhh

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Hot diggity diddle me diddly

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bounce-oun-oun-oun-ounce

Uh-ahhh

Uh-ohhh

Ohhhh

Oh

Sally, why are you staring at me like that?

Oh

Oh yes
Yes YES
Here we go now

bounce

Tribulations

bu bounce

Tribulations

Tribulations across the nations
Teenage girls in awkward social situations
Sequel to the best time of their life
Spent in sorrow, joy and strife
Living for today inspite of tomorrow
Embracing their college years
Dormitized with all their peers
It's realized, don't act surprised
Deep down inside
They're all queers

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Experimentations

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With sexual orientations

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Indoctrinations

Breaching the gates of taboo
In late night same sex fornications
Moaning and groaning
Writhing mass of flesh and limbs
Legs spread apart, T-boning
One another, hips grinding lips
Under sheets, in shower stalls
Denial crumbles
Resistance falls

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Hot diggity jiggly titty

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Rachel, your hand is on my knee !?!

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Lick it faster, Stephanie - FASTER!

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bu bounce bounce
bu ba bounce bounce
bounce-oun-oun-oun-ounce

Ohhhh

Oh yeah

Susie, why don't you come over here
And stick your finger in my

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Everyone
It's time to play Spin The Bottle
Let's see who's got the hots for who
And do some jello shots too
Here's one for me
Here's three for you

Are you feeling the buzz yet
You know it doesn't get
Any better than this

Everyone
Get ready for a game of naked Twister
Let's have all bimbos report to the mat
Grab a sorority sister
Don't dawdle, don't linger
'Cause that's where the action's at
And while your at it, don't be shy
If you stumble upon a leaking dyke
Plug the hole with your finger

Are you feeling the buzz yet
Are you fondling my fuzz yet
You know it doesn't get
Any better than this

Everyone
Who's up for a game of shirts 'n skins volleyball?
For a net, you can use my double D cups
And stretch them from wall to wall
Try not to spike it too hard
And should you happen to perform a muff dive
There's plenty of soft feather pillows
And silicone to break your fall

Are you feeling the buzz yet
Are you fondling my fuzz yet
Are your panties moist and wet
You know it doesn't get
Any better than this

Techno Lesbos
Of Delta Sappho Eta Pi
I pledge my allegience
To the great Goddess in the sky
And vow to be the best Sister that I can
By refusing to swap spit with any man
I now pronounce myself Lesbian
On the technicality
That I'm bi

Are you feeling the buzz yet
Are you fondling my fuzz yet
Are your panties moist and wet
You know it doesn't get
Any better than
Slumber parties on the floor
Sleeping bags for two or more
You know it doesn't get
Any better than
Painting your girlfriend's toes
Impromptu lingerie fashion shows
You know it doesn't get
Any better than
THIS

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Zirconia bespeckled knuckles fill the air
Budding breasted bodies caught up in the throes
Brandishing glowsticks about without any care
A seascape froth with luminescant dildos

Where they are

Anymore

Nobody knows
Where everything and anything goes

Where am I

What am I here for

Do you suppose?
Surrounded by all these techno lesbos

And crawl out the bathroom window
Any excuse to escape the ebb and flow

But the tide keeps drawing me further away and out
I tread my way through the waves of doubt
While the natives just continue
To jump and shout

Where am I

What am I here for

Do you suppose?
Surrounded by raving techno lesbos

Where they are

Anymore

Nobody knows
Where everything and anything goes

Was I born this way?

Was it something that I chose?

What's it say about me
Associating
With all these dryhumped
Masterbaiting
Intoxicated Hoes?

Should I just give in

Let curiosity win

Let them pass me around
Surf the wave and never look back
Abandon sanity and all reason
Foresake dry ground?

Is the answer floating somewhere
In a glass bottle?

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